A lazy Saturday . . .

No where to go and nothing to do. Feels pretty good. However, should I have a run in with Bill Simmons today I will kick him in the junk.

Bill Simmons

Why is BS such a dipshit? Maybe it could be his astounding lack of consistency. Spending one hour in the mind of BS is enough to drive a person mad.

The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.

Exactly.

Thought Provoking Question

Is there a bigger corporate tool/shill for ESPN than Bill "My Head Shot Makes Me Look Like A Molester" Simmons? Discuss.

Thanks.

I wanted to take time out of my busy schedule to thank all of my readers who have contributed to this blog's continued success. I never would have received recognition as the best blog in the United States without your unwavering support, dear reader: http://www.theagoravotedbestblogintheus.com

When enough is enough?

Had enough domination, Mike "I make love to sheep" Tranghese? Face.

UNC

For the sake of everything good in this world, please Jeebus, let UNC win the National Championship and prove all the ACC doubters and naysayers wrong. Ha! Big East? More like the Big Least! Pre-emptively speaking, let the ACC continue to dominate the college sports landscape.